I quit smoking today, I am very tadadadadada, so I need a shitload of Pink! Fortunately that is just what we have here with the big Porsche Cayenne wrapped in an interesting sort of pink. It is shiny and matte at the same time, never seen this before. This pink Porsche was parked at a shopping center in my very own street in Beijing. See? When you really need it, pink will come to ya’.
The wrap is correctly applied over the bumpers and mirrors. I am however less happypuppy with the boring alloys. Wheels should have been a size or two bigger. Alloys in white, pink or gold, gold being best, because pink is good but pink with a bit of Bling is even better.
The Porsche Cayenne is still the most popular high-end SUV on the Chinese auto market but its rule ain’t absolute no more. India is closing in on Germany with the Range Rover and Range Rover Sport. War is on! Some other weird Porsche Cayenne cars we met in China: body kit, police car, matte black, broken with semi-naked girls, very pretty, Hamann Guardian, stretched, pink, in gold, another stretched, in orange, with dog-pee, and French.
Need chewing gum, need need, gonna kill a cat, neighbors’ cat, kill a cat…